I haven’t gotten this question before. I’m in church, Mass is over and we’re funneling up the aisle. A young woman who takes a class along with me turns and says: “Hey, you used to be a guy. Do you know how to fix my garbage disposal? The drain’s backing up.” I just looked at her like she’d lost her mind! Then i realized she was absolutely serious. Young, living alone, and clueless. As it so happens, i DO know how to disassemble the plumbing, clear it and reassemble it. Bottom line: i got a free breakfast, did the job in half an hour, and… most importantly… Didn’t break a nail.